... New York Times Reportedly Flunk English Quiz. Talk like caveman. Seriously guys... "held phone talk on"... you're so fired.
WHOROSCOPE: Intensity is the name of the game -- and since it's already your middle name, now is the perfect opportunity for you to shine. If you're up for the task, know that the universe is ready to help.
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS... iiiiitty bitty living space. Sorry. Couldn't help it. P.S. Tell the Universe to find me gainful employment, or just a buttload of cash, plzkthnx.
I'm looking forward to going home, actually. I'm trying to figure out how we're gonna fit everything in. At this point I'm ruling out Noah's Ark because I have absolutely no money. Still there's put-put, hick bar, lake, State St., the millions of people I want to see and introduce Damon to, and Conman and I have started planning an outside kegger where his band'll play. That would be beyond awesome. Huzzah! Anyway, I think Nic and Sandy are on their way over, so I should probably change out of this soaking wet swimsuit and into some clothes.
Your Birthdate: April 5
With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.
You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.
You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.
You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.
Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.
A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.
You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility