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A Random Harry Potter Survey!
Age when you first read Harry PotterChrist... um, I'm gonna go with 15?
Favorite BookPrisoner of Azkaban.
Favorite Character(s)Sirius, Fred & George, and I like the Troublemaking Trio with equal affection.
Favorite Proffesor(s)Lupin, McGooglyface, and the new and improved Rasta-Dumble.
Favorite HouseGryffindor. Duh.
Favorite Quidditch TeamUm... that one. *points*
Favorite CoupleMolly and Arthur are ridiculously adorable.
Favorite Magical AnimalI'm intruiged by the basalisk actually.
Favorite Magical PlaceHogwarts. I know, but c'mon. Moving stair-cases, hidden rooms, psychologically manipulating mirrors and a giant squid? How can you beat that?
Favorite WeasleyFred and George without a doubt. I can't pick one, because I can't tell who's who.
Favorite PetBuh? I guess Hedwig because she has the power to bring winter.
Favorite Order MemberI can't even remember who is in the Order anymore. Sirius by default.
Favorite ClassDefense Against the Dark Arts. Lockhart excepted.
Favorite Wizarding SnackChocolate frogs. The CARDS man! I need them ALL! I mean uh...
Favorite Gryffindor StudentFred or George. They have charisma.
Draco or Harry?Harry, of course. Draco is teh evil.
H/Hr or R/Hr?R/Hr. The other option is feels borderline incestuous to my imagination.
Snape or Lupin?Lupin, of course.
Crookshanks or Scabbers?Crookshanks. I want a pet that is at least remotely near the middle of the food chain.
Hedwig or Pig?Hedwig. Again with the bringing winter thing...
Harry or Ron?Harry I guess... Ron is kind of a wimp and has the tendency to state the painfully obvious.
Crabbe or Goyle?Who the hell cares?
Canon/Fanon Draco?Whosawhat?
Canon/Fanon Snape?Come again?
D/Hr or D/G?Ew. Neither. To quote Stephen Lynch: STOP USING LETTERS!
H/D or H/SS?H/D. Nothing against Rickman but... old.
Your OTP?Ron & Hermione.
Favorite SlytherinFor real? Draco is the only one that does something other than snigger malevolently, so I guess him.
Cho - annoying or not?Very.
Do you write Fanfiction?No, though there has been talk.
Do you read Fanfition?Yes, one.
Favorite Fanfiction?Shoebox Project
Canon or Fanon?Canon
One shot or Novel length?The hell if I care. I need it to be good, though.
Fluff or Angst?Um... dangerously witty?
Very Powerful Harry?... (you wouldn't like him when he's angry.)
Very Sexy Draco?... (ya'll. are such. pervs.)
Gen, Het, or Slash?The who in the whatta huh?
Fanfiction Petpeeves?The foreign language and accompanying abbreviations used to describe and categorize it.
Did you Cry when Cedric Died?Nope. He had it comin'. That's what you call karma, right there.
Did you cry when Sirius Died?Yes. My favorite character got killed by a curtain. What. the. fuck.
All time favorite partThe mind-fuck in Prisoner of Azkaban in the shrieking shack.
Were you mad about the whole H/C mistake?The what now?
Do you like Viktor Krum?I...honestly don't care.
Do you like Cho Chang?No. Just no.
Do you like Fluer?Yes. She is acurrately portrayed, I feel.
Do you like Cedric?Not really. He's a touch too good for me to take seriously.
What did you think of the Prophecy?I actually thought it was pretty predictable and a little lame. =/
Which characters need more development?I'd like to see more of Ginny... because I want her to be a more dynamic character.
Did Harry pass his O.W.Ls in Potions?How the hell should I know? Do I look like I took Divination?
Will Harry die or survive at the end of book 7?Oh come on. You can't kill the protagonist. There are rules about that.
Do you like the Marauders?Love 'em.
Light side or dark side?I'm going to go with the side that doesn't have to lurk in dark caves and mutilate themselves on behalf of a paranoid, manipulative power-monger.
Who do you think is the HBP?Probably a new character.
Who do you think will die in HBP?Honestly, I don't know.
Who do you think Harry's new "love interest" is in HBP?Me, of course. *hair flip* I hope Ginny. I really do.
What do you think will be the "something huge" revealed about Lily Potter?Uh? That she was a ninja?
Are you a Luna fan?Not really. In fact, she needs to bring back Sirius or get the hell out of the books. She is in desperate need of development.
Favorite Marauder?We've been through this.
Is Harry going to be back on the quidditch team?Duh. Otherwise he'll stay bitchy throughout this book too and I don't know if I can continue to like him if that happens.
How well do you think Harry will cope with Sirius's death in HBP?Heh... I don't think he will. He's got a serious teenage angst complex.
Do you think Harry will be even more angry in HBP than in OotP?Sweet Christ, is such a thing possible? I hope not.
Will Ron or Hermione die in either of the next 2 books?No. They are going to get married and have babies. The end.
How do you think Ron and Hermione will react when they find out about the prophecy?They'll have a little powow and state the painfully obvious, mumble something about Dumbledore, and make a plan. Like always.
Harry Potter Movies
Do you like the movies as much as the books?No, unfortunately.
Hottest HP actor?Puberty has treated Dan well. Though, Sean Biggerstaff is charming and has the best pornstar name evar.
Do you think Emma Watson is too girly for Hermione?No? Though I do wish her hair were poofier. *poofs madly*
What do you think of Ruperts long hair in GoF?Rad.
Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint?Ohhh Danny boy... the photographer is calling....
Chris Columbus or Alfonso?Cuaron by a mile!
Was the warewolf too bald?Jigga whaaa?! (warewolf = wolf-like figure comprised of items found in the housewares section of your local walmart.)
What scene did they leave out in the movie you wish they hadn't?Ummm... lesse, the one where they don't explain ANYTHING about the map or the marauders or the GRRRRRRRRR!
Favorite movie moment?"You tell those spiders, Ron."
Least favorite movie moment?When Ron screams "Hold On" to Harry, who is busy clinging to the car door for dear life whilst perched precariously above a speeding train. *facepalm*
Favorite character in movie?I get a kick out of Rasta-Dumble. I think my favorite so far has actually been Tom Riddle, though.
Favorite Movie?Prizoner of Azkaban.
Was that how you imagined the basalisk?No. I hated it. It looked like the reused the Tyrannasaur head from Jurassic Part and CGed a long slimy body. It was not snakelike at all, so much as an ill-tempered toothy-tapeworm that escaped from the bowels of a Ultrasaur.
Do you wish Richard Harris could still play Dumbledore?For continuity's sake, yes. However, Rasta-Dumble amuses me.
Do you think Snape is sexy?Um... no. Don't get me wrong. I love me some Rickman but no.
Do you wish you looked like Emma Watson?Nah. I'm a little old for that.
And for the lst question, how has Harry Potter changed your life?Harry Potter is my anti-drug.

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