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- You work a crappy job that often results in injuries. (i.e. finger gouges)
- You sterilize the wound in question (i.e., finger gouge) with vodka.
- You spend half an hour searching in your backpack for a band-aid because you vaguely remember your mom fussing about them sometime before freshman year and shoving them into a pocket that has apparently evaporated.
- You abandon band-aid.
- You apply more vodka.

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orangedust
Jun. 21st, 2005 09:23 am (UTC)
WE NEED VODKA. STAT, MOTHERFUCKER

- cal
virtuistic
Jun. 21st, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
...and for a scalpel we'll use a butter knife.
orangedust
Jun. 22nd, 2005 07:10 am (UTC)
And for a schematical aid for the inscisions we will use this lifesize stick figure portrait as drawn by monty python.

- cal
virtuistic
Jun. 22nd, 2005 11:44 am (UTC)
We are SET!

p.s. i love you
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