A carrot? What the hell?! Whoroscope, my friends are not rabbits! Ergo, they will not be enticed by your phallic edible suggestion. Liquor or chocolate would be far more effective.
Working at Pier 1 is hazardous to my health. I have gouges in two of my fingers, various and sundry other lacerations, scrapes all over my arms, more bruises than I'm even consciously aware of... and my brain is seriously fritzing. I got stuck on candle duty, again because people fucked it up yesterday and couldn't remember how I had it. 0_o I...just...UGH. Furthermore, I am going to kill some of the new temps. M-O-L-A-S-S-E-S. I almost tripped over one because she was just sitting in the isle, hiding from Sarah the All Managing. At least they wont be staying with us long. This much is certain.
The past few days have consisted of frisbee, walking, fooding, LOST, movies, making out etc. etc. ad nauseum(except, not so much with the nauseum), spontaneous plan making, spontaneous plan abandonment, alcohol, laundry (aka the death of my soul), and a few unfortunate events (i.e. losing a brand new pack of cigarettes. Ugh.) I love summer. I'm getting the urge to go swimming all the time now, though. I want to kayak, canoe, dive, fish... basically anything that has to do with a large body of water, I'm all for. PLUS! I don't work tomorrow! So tonight Dan is back, and we're going to meet up with Kevin, Aaron, Damon, and maybe Zach and go infiltrate a new building. Huzzah!