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Gah. I do not want to write this paper. AT ALL. So...

Shag in bold.
Shag after a few drinks in italics.
Shag me not (or don't know them) left alone.

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan but Faith would totally kill me.
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood

34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery (OMG EW!!!)
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor ... Lots and lots of drinks. I still can't get over the terror that is The Pillowbook
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto Oh hell yeah.
46. Colin Farell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen ... NO!
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp Although I'm pretty sure that's sacreligious, somehow...
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany

84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman ... tee hee hee! Snape sex! *snigger*
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas ... I'm a sucker for the accent. What can I say?
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff ... that name is just too suggestive.
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler ...I would totally make him sing.
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen

I've Added the following...

116. Billy Crudup. ...
117. John Travolta
118. Cary Grant
119. James Stewart
120. John Stewart.



( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
although you left his name alone, i must tell you that my friend moved to chicago, and one of her roommates there slept with John Cusack a few times, and although he doesn't walk around his apartment naked, he does walk around with it all hanging out ...
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:39 pm (UTC)
ok. no one wants or deserves to know that. sorry!
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:39 pm (UTC)
Wow. That is positively horrifying. :)
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)
so you made a good choice when you left his name alone! was the moral of my comment ..
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:46 pm (UTC)
Heh, it's all good. It helps ease the monotony of writing this godforsaken paper.

Also it's good to know that I have *some* sense. Haha.
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
yummmm billy crudup. I am surprised he was not on the list already. and cary grant, yes. Also...Gene Kelly. (since we're doing dead guys)
Apr. 18th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
I think after Stage Beauty, Billy Cudrup would be the world's best lover. I'd totally want to re-inact a few scenes... *Ahem*
Apr. 19th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC)
Sign me up for John Stewart! Also, Cary Grant.

And WHY has Clark Gable escaped yon notice up there???
Apr. 19th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
I don't effin' know. Is George Clooney? If so... imma have to edit this.
Apr. 19th, 2005 11:33 am (UTC)
I'm not supposed to know about this but a mate of mine's 17yo gf keeps trying to get him to read about some harry potter porn fanfiction, which i guess you may have been refferring to at one stage in this..... LAWL

- cal
Apr. 19th, 2005 09:43 pm (UTC)
Actually... for once I'm not referring to porn.

I, unlike my perverted friends, do not read fan-fic porn. The closest I get to fanfic porn is the shoebox_project.
Apr. 20th, 2005 11:16 am (UTC)
I didn't even know it existed!
I actually dreamed up a faiurly humorous transformers one where optimus is robgering arcee but it was soooooo stupid I would have been the only one to find it funny ever

- cal
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