February 1st, 2009

OMFGsawyer

It's Super Bowl Sunday...

And I really don't care. That being said...

I TOTALLY JUST LOST MY SHIT BECAUSE I SAW JOURNEY ON THE TV. They're part of the tailgating festivities, and I fangirled at my desk. Oh yes, I did.

In related news, I really want to see someone get electrocuted because they were wearing their headset when someone dumped a cooler full of Gatorade on them. That's all I want.

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THIS IS WHY I DON'T WATCH SPORTS.

Bruce Springsteen has traumatized me for life.

Not only did he step out and do the most phalic stage gesture I've ever seen (kneeled with the mic stand between his legs and leaned backwards for AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME), but he just rock slid across the stage and CROTCHED THE NBC CAMERA.

I ... I don't even know what to do with myself.

Also, I will never deny that the Boss is a great artist, but dude is kind of losing it. His lung capacity is severely diminished from its previous glory. It is time we, as a nation, started to accept this.

I will say that the overweight, middle-aged white adults screaming in the front row like teenagers are amusing though.

ETA: Apparently he is going to Disneyland?