December 23rd, 2008

hot cup of stfu

I hope your beautiful snowflake burns in hell...

It is cold enough to die here in Minneapolis -- and now it's snowing. Again.

Don't get me wrong. I love fresh-fallen snow, but I got a snow emergency parking ticket yesterday and will have to walk in -15 degree temps (not an exaggeration, folks) because they're plowing our lot tomorrow and we're not allowed to park there.

Now we're getting 3-5 more inches? A whole new Winter Weather Advisory? Why me, O God?

"Commutes will likely be difficult." People drive like retards when it snows in this city, and the last snowfall still isn't off some roads. Can a sister get a break?

The National Weather Service is ruining my life.

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'Tis the season to not be shooting people...

Bitches, it is the day before Christmas and two people just got shot outside of a Macy's near Baltimore.

It's the holiday season. Can't you leave the guns at home, kids? Can you just cool it in the name of Festivus?

Some days I hate the news.

However, my puppy is ok! Surgery was successful, and they didn't find anything that resembled a tumor. She'll be going back home tomorrow. I am thrilled.

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