Wow, talk about taking the fun out of Christmas. It's like when they took all the fun teeter-totters and jungle gyms out of the playground 'cause they were "too dangerous"... and suddenly playgrounds were lame. Remember that? I do.
And seriously, after going through that list, what's left? Socks?
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