August 15th, 2006


NOTICE: Friendlings

Hi y'all. It has come to my attention, thanks to Joule, that a few people have added me recently. I'd like to be able to friend back in a timely fashion, because one-sided relationships make baby Jesus cry. Unfortunately, I almost never check the bottom of my userinfo. If you're reading me, I'd like to read you. If you're lurking, don't hesitate to add away. I'll add you back, but please tell me you've added me. Otherwise it might take me forever to notice and then I feel guilty. So, without any furthur ado...

NOTICE: Please, comment if/when you friend me. I want to add you back, and I don't want you to think that I don't care or that I don't like you.

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bitch plz

Alien Survivor: Round Four

Will Smith was pissed. The bug was killin' people left and right, and now it had eaten his partner. That was the last straw.

"Fuck it," he muttered to himself. "I'm calling Terminex."

Poll #796260 Alien Survivor: Round Four

Moving ever onward... who goes now?

Virtually indestructible, black, acid-dripping aliens from Alien.
War of the Worlds aliens.
Invader Zim
The Vogans, a la Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The orange, glowing, sea-blob aliens that drown, stab, and replicate like in Invasion (similarly, see also: Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
Marvin theMartian
Mangalores, The Fifth Element
he Goa'uld, c/o Stargate SG-1
Nymphomaniacal super-fighters from the Species series.

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t rex what the hell

The "Wire Hanger" Incident

That title is horribly misleading, and I like it that way.

Laundry day is, once again, a dangerous day. I stepped on a hanger a moment ago, and I stepped on it in such a fashion that it curved around, and stabbed itself into my middle toe on my left foot. I'm still puzzled as to how it happened, and I don't know how the hanger got on the floor in the first place. I swear, there's probably some unwritten law dictating that I must be injured when I do laundry.

Honestly, I didn't think a toe could bleed this much.

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Friends don't let friends miss out on good songs...

It's been a long time since I've done one of these.
Go forth and be social!

Anyway, I have re-discovered what I have come to believe is the cutest song ever! Click to listen. The band is Fuck, the album is "Those Are Not My Bongos," and the title is Her Plastic Acupuncture Foot, which has nothing to do with the song. Whatever. I like it a lot. It reminds me of Sparklehorse. What do you think?

Like it? Take it! Then comment and let me know.
If you want more, let me know. I'll zip the album and throw it up on here.

In other news, this medicine makes me feel sullied and unusual. I am extremely disoriented, and am having difficulties reading my text for Literary Aspects of Journalism because my eyes are going all wonky and out of focus. I don't really understand why because when I finished Hey Rube by Hunter S. Thompson I had no problems. Perhaps my eyes have an aversion to redundant academic bullshit? I wonder if I can use that as an excuse for not starting my coursework until now...

ETA: Holy Jesus... my knee just tried to kill me by totally refusing to bend. Clearly, I need to have a heart to heart with this mutinous body of mine.

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Sharing is caring...

It recently came to my attention that my dear friend mattador doesn't have the Killers album. So, I'm fixing that, because that's what friends do!

Click Cover Art to Download Album

Track List
1. Jenny Was a Friend of Mine
2. Mr. Brightside
3. Smile Like You Mean It
4. Sombody Told Me
5. All These Things That I've Done
6. Andy, You're a Star
7. On Top
8. Change Your Mind
9. Believe Me Natalie
10. Midnight Show
11. Everything Will Be Alright


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