August 3rd, 2006

heh

Alien Survivor: Round Two

The 'extraterrestrials' had been landing for quite some time, destroying crops and making ridiculous markings in the dirt. One day, after their leader told them that M. Night Shyamalan was making another movie, they decided to invade immediately and stop him, for his own sake. Unfortunately for them, the forecast said rain and they meeeeelted.

Seriously, what species that dies if it comes in contact with water seriously invades a planet like Earth? Kay. They're out of the running. Who goes now?

Poll #784967 Alien Survivor: Round Two

And the next species cut is?

Virtually indestructible, black, acid-dripping Aliens from Alien.
0(0.0%)
War of the Worlds Aliens
1(6.2%)
Invader Zim
2(12.5%)
The Vogons, from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
2(12.5%)
Predators
0(0.0%)
"Bugs," aka the kind that eat the likes of Tommy LeeJones in MIB.
2(12.5%)
The orange, glowing, sea-blob aliens that drown, stab, and replicate like in Invasion (similarly, see also: Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
1(6.2%)
Marvin the Martian
2(12.5%)
Klingons
0(0.0%)
Mangalores, the Fifth Element
1(6.2%)
Wookies
0(0.0%)
The Glob
4(25.0%)
The Goa'uld, c/o Stargate SG-1
0(0.0%)
Nymphomaniacal super-fighters from the Species series.
1(6.2%)



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Interest Drabble Challenge Redo 020/150

Yesterday was not a good day to be writing. Hence, I am redoing my Colbert Report interest, because I did not do it justice. I quite like this drabble, actually.

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And that's how I see it happening, folks. Honestly, I don't know why, but Colbert really strikes me as a Ticonderoga kind of guy.

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2,000 / 15,000
(13.3%)


Ugh. I'm dehydrated, and I think I need a nap. Someone hug me.

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