December 31st, 2005

i pwn

Intact, it seems.

I totally didn't fall! I'm ridiculously surprised. It's been at least 8 years since I've been on the ice, and I've only ever used figure skates. Still, today I decided - "y'know, I've never tried hockey skates. Let's give it a shot, and when it sucks I'll have more excuses to tease the everliving shit out of muhnipul8a over his shameless addiction to the sport." Never tried it before, didn't fall. I haven't quite mastered them, but I don't look like a buffoon anymore. Hooray for that. I can spin, actually! Which, considering that's something I have difficulty doing whilst on my own two not-in-any-way-enhanced feet, is sayin' something.

Oh, also... HAH! I knew it!

You scored as Journalism. You are an aspiring journalist, and you should major in journalism! Like me, you are passionate about writing and expressing yourself, and you want the world to understand your beliefs through writing.

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English

100%

Linguistics

100%

Journalism

100%

Theater

83%

Dance

83%

Philosophy

75%

Art

67%

Mathematics

67%

Psychology

42%

Sociology

33%

Biology

25%

Anthropology

17%

Engineering

17%

Chemistry

0%

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Mmmmmmm. English. *hugs Strunk & White*



Happy New Year's Eve, y'all. Before you ask, no. I most emphatically do not have a resolution. Why? Because resolutions are for the weak. That's why.
trust me

News Roundup! End of the Year Edition

New Year's Festivities
- It's 2006 in Australia, and they had the fireworks show to prove it. Gotta love pyros, ♥. Anyway, this article... is hilariously written, from a journalistic standpoint anyway. It's like a news roundup of the festivities within itself, except it's so shallow and it has this sentence: "It is not known what why he was on the roof."

Jigga What, Now?
- Guy gets shot in the forehead, doesn't notice until next morning. No, for real.

It's a dog eat Foot/Tainted Food World.
- Officer Sustained Several "Ankle Bites" when Attacked by a Pack of Angry Chihuahuas. If I ever even saw a pack of chihuahuas, I think I'd die laughing.

- Ok, this is actually serious because I am very serious about pets. 23 Dogs Dead and 18 Ill from tainted pet food. If you use Diamond Pet Food Company products, you may want to consider a switch and a check up for your pet. Additional updates can be found here.

Politics
- Activist Teen changes name to "KentuckyFriedCruelty.com". Probably as a result of HopelessFanaticismRox.com. No really though, go there, and tell me that you can actually restrain yourself from laughing when you notice the "Buy your Pam Anderson video today" amidst pleas for the rights of chickens... and I'll reward you somehow.

- Donald Trump may run for NY Governer. Please God, no. This is most emphatically not a reality TV show we need.

Science
- ATTENTION MEN: British scientists are attempting to answer the dreaded question: "Does this make my butt look big?"

A & E - aka The real News
- "Lost" DUIs: The Arraignment - I HAVE MORE REASON TO HATE ANA LUCIA NOW! *bounces with glee*

- Depressing article about the "final" Harry Potter book, accompanied with the worst picture of J.K. Rowling ever. *le sigh* I really want the books to go on forever.
hot nichole kidman

Factual Information....

Curry is ridiculously delicious.

Happy New Year's Eve, y'all. I'm expecting a hell of a lot of debauchery out of you! I'm sure you'll do me proud. Those of you with photographic evidence will get gold stars.


I'm off to go spend my eve sipping brandy alexanders with an actual Alexander and a hot tub. Hah! Yep. Make of that what you will.
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