November 4th, 2005

start over


*blink blink* ... Uh, brain?

Brain: *sput sput sput*

*blink* ... Allo?

Brain: *sput splutter wheeze*

*blink blink* ... *poke* Oh brrraaaaiiin! Wakey wakey!

Brain: *POP! sput sput sput sput*

There you go! C'mon, it's ok. It'll be oookay. It's almost Friday.

Brain: *POP! sput sputter BANG! sput wheeze wubble fizzzzzzz*

*blink blink* ...Um...

Brain: *fizzz fzzzz pffffffft*

*blink* ... *prod* Brain?

Brain: . . . . . .


News Roundup! Disgusting Edition

Ew, y'all.
- This makes me really glad that I don't eat beef. Yet another reason to be a vegetarian.

- Speaking of cows, bull semen is apparently a valuable commodity. Who knew?

- I'll be damned, Adopt a fetus! is growing in popularity ... with the U.S. Government. [Check out the little blurb at the top of the page for details.] . Collapse )

- This actually exists. Talk about your self indulgence.

- Also, Kevin wants to be a ROXER, recording muzak, and Britney is laughing in his face about it. This whole thing makes me want to vomit, except I'm a kinda glad they're falling apart. Does that make me a bad person?

- A creative adaptation of Lorena Bobbit's method of getting even. Some people, I tell ya.

- Wait, what? They have a vaccine for cervical cancer but they don't want to use it because they think it'll promote promiscuity?! Fellas, we're talking about cancer here, not a permi-condom!

Honestly, this is really all I can stomach. We live in a strange world, folks.