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Additions to Chicago

Faith and I have taken some creative liberties with the script for Chicago while calmly sitting at our desks.

Roxie: Whaddaya mean hangin?
Me: And when you say hangin...you mean laundry, right?
faithlynn: 'Cause I can do laundry. I like laundry, and laundry likes me.
Me: We get along real good. Laundry and I, that is.

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The Judge: Has the jury reached a verdict.
Me: No. pshht.
faithlynn: *petulantly* No.
Me: NO!!!
faithlynn: No, I mean, what? Verdict? Wotsit?
Me: Wait, what? Oh no, we're just takin' a break.
faithlynn: Naw, I mean, we just got sick of sitting in that room. So we came out here to say hello. Hi guys.
Me: But you're supposed to reach a verdict!
faithlynn: What? Oh, so that's what we're doing. Are we not supposed to come out until we've found one?
Me: Err... we don't have a verdict as such. I just came out here for a bathroom break.
faithlynn: *laughs* I couldn't hold it.
Me: So can I go? I really gotta pee.
faithlynn: *laughs* Do we have to go back in there?
Me: And when you say verdict...you mean lunch break, right?
faithlynn: 'Cause we got really hungry. I mean they had some bagels back there but, um... cream cheese? Anybody?
We: *dissolve into laughter*

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lightofmine
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:44 am (UTC)
haaaa! exactly :)
virtuistic
Feb. 10th, 2005 06:48 am (UTC)
Get on AOL and join our chat, silly pants!
wheresmytower
Feb. 10th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA-ICON LOFF LIKE WHOA!

Also, mebbe you could brandish the creamcheese knife or summat? THEN they'd let you enjoy your goddamn 'verdict' as the edible stuff that it is instead of badgering you about this 'victim' wotsit. That'll put a spoke in their wheel.
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virtuistic
Feb. 11th, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
You've never seen Chicago?
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virtuistic
Feb. 12th, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
It's very good. High recommendations!
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