So, my eyes got really really red last night. I got a little concerned, thought I might have gotten pink eye. So I do the responsible thing and go get it checked out. Pink eye? No. Try viral fucking sinus infection.
I didn't even know those existed. Then again, I wouldn't be suprised if my body decided to spawn a new illness or plague. After all, in the words of Dr. Hahn, I'm "an interesting piece of work."