"My father doesn't like it when I use profanity. Especially when it turns perfectly good sentences into perfectly disastrous sentences. For example:
example A) Good try.
example B) Holy fucking shit you gimpy fuck, what the fuck was that?!
Maybe Dad's got a point there."
"I have been thinking of you.
We two are here on this island. We two, despite our lack of smarts, should have known better. We will struggle to find a way to escape this. Perhaps we will find it. There is no high like this high. I am better for having been here. The question is you."
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