Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
Thesaurus Rex

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for lack of anything better to do...

So, I just flirted with windy death for a couple of minutes, which was pretty cool. My family is obivously a bunch of assholes, because there was this tornado spouting thunderstorm ripping the hell out of southern Wisconsin and they were going to leave my dog out in the midst of it. As I love my dog more than the lot of them combined, I ran out in a torrential downpour and retrieved my retriever. Then, I proceded to not come back inside... because I was hypnotized by the rampant lightning. However, when all the power went out I finally got the point and went running indoors and downstairs. At which point, I rediscovered how much I love Weezer... their old stuff anyway.

If you want to destroy my sweater ...

So, there's this kid from texas on AIM that I've never talked to before, telling me that Texas has way worse weather than Wisconsin and therefore a far worse living environment. For one, talking about the weather is really a lame topic. However, it gets worse because he is attempting to persuade me to believe that it never gets above 90 here and prove that we don't have humidity. He says that it is always hot at night there, and pointed out that it was currently 74 degrees with 54% humidity. *ahem* A) Talking about the weather was a bad move from the start. B) He's completely and totally wrong For the record, it is currently 70 degrees outside with 80% humidity at 10:00 PM. I sent him the link to prove it accompanied with another link proving that last summer the average temperature was 93, and he still won't step off. Kinda... um.. pathetic.

Speaking of pathetic, about a month ago I wrote about how disgusting it was that Mary Kate Olsen, the girl that has enough money to feed Moldova, Ethiopia, AND Somalia looks like a holocaust victim. Last night on the news I heard that she's in the hospital because of severe malnutrution caused by anorexia. Therefore, for all you stupid Mary Kate 'n' Ashley fans that thought she had a perfect body and thought anorexia would be a good idea, *SLAP*! And even though I pity her, because I think she must have a lot of psychological insecurities and because anorexia is very serious, for my own pride and in response to all those stupid obsessed fans that were so blatantly ignorant, I have to do this... Ha Ha! I TOLD YOU SO! *raspberry*

Oh... yeah... and Dom made me do this.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Your dashing good looks
Your Favorite Target:Emo-kids
Your Kill Count:1,701,870,351
Your Battle Cry:"Beans."
Years You Spend in Jail:5
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$277,106,941,437,467
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 93%
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