NOW! I have something incredibly important to do. I have come upon several amusing and necessary words. Some you may know, some you may not, but I will post them for your linguistic benefit. Enjoy...
Callipygian: having shapely buttocks
akimbo: having the hand on the hip and the elbow turned outward or set in a bent position
Hoyden: a girl or woman of saucy, boisterous, or carefree behavior
Curmudgeon: a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man
Defenstration: a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
Riparian: relating to or living or located on the bank of a natural watercourse (as a river) or sometimes of a lake or a tidewater
Haberdasher: 1 British : a dealer in notions; 2 : a dealer in men's clothing and accessories
Taciturn: tempermentally disinclined to talk
Felicitous: very well suited or expressed. pleasant.
Grimalkin: a domestic cat; especially : an old female cat
Word of the Day is
Copacetic: very satisfactory.
Shelby is in dire need of a shower.