Thesaurus Rex (virtuistic) wrote,
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I'm a riparian... and a hoyden

Oh I love Rum and Monkey. They're The Daily Show of the internet. Versatility is great, where you can diss both sides because they both deserve it on some plain or another. Hence the reason I really love this article... A Paid Message ... Oh to be an englishman mocking American politics... I would be complete. That and if I had a shower, I fell asleep on my couch last night in all my clothes and feel gross. However, being an englishman would be ... antic.

NOW! I have something incredibly important to do. I have come upon several amusing and necessary words. Some you may know, some you may not, but I will post them for your linguistic benefit. Enjoy...

Callipygian: having shapely buttocks

akimbo: having the hand on the hip and the elbow turned outward or set in a bent position

Hoyden: a girl or woman of saucy, boisterous, or carefree behavior

Curmudgeon: a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man

Defenstration: a throwing of a person or thing out of a window

Riparian: relating to or living or located on the bank of a natural watercourse (as a river) or sometimes of a lake or a tidewater

Haberdasher: 1 British : a dealer in notions; 2 : a dealer in men's clothing and accessories

Taciturn: tempermentally disinclined to talk

Felicitous: very well suited or expressed. pleasant.

Grimalkin: a domestic cat; especially : an old female cat

Word of the Day is
Copacetic: very satisfactory.

Alright, that's all for now. However, the list is quite copacetic if I do say so myself. And now, I'm going to back to wondering if Matt is Ok... something feels weird. He probably just got in trouble but I haven't heard from him in almost a week. Neither has anyone else... well, July. I sent him a letter yesterday too, with a Smashing Pumpkins clipping in there to cheer him... anyway...

Shelby is in dire need of a shower.
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