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Assholes do vex me!

Oh man... tonight was so relaxing. We went to the grocery store around 11 because faithlynn, Britta, and I were harboring a powerful lust for wine. Unfortunately, as we are all underage we settled for - equally and suprisingly satisfying - Meier's Sparkling Cold Duck... oh man. Meiers... Good People. We began with Kristian Regale Swedish Peach Sparkler, however it pales in comparison to the former. In fact, I believe we may return to purchase more. So relaxing, I feel so incredibly at ease.

I fell in love with the Fugees all over again, which is odd because, as a general rule, I don't really get into much hip hop. Anyway, The Score is an excellent piece of work. However, good music, cheese and faux - yet utterly amazing - wine, and knowing that Matt just flew out of Texas 8 minutes ago, gives me great joy. Tomorrow I should get a phone call... if I'm at class when he calls, I'm going to be very upset. However, there are many things that can go wrong tomorrow. Such as, if Matt screwwed up sometime over the weekend [which is likely] he wont be able to call. Also, and even more disconcerting, Shane might end up in jail tomorrow... but hopefully all goes well.

" It spring. No write paper. We am shot. " - Me [with the assistance of magnetic college poetry]


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Apr. 26th, 2004 12:24 am (UTC)
your mom's a mista
It Spring. No write paper. We am shot: One Student's Slow but Steady Progression Into Madness and Linguistic Ambiguity.

Apr. 26th, 2004 10:04 am (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
Many theologists, including myself, attribute this dilatory yet resolute progression into lunacy, tomfoolery, and other such maladies such as the most grevious, the loss of verbalization prowess, to the phenomenon referred to by many as the " Spring Slide ". This occurs during the final stages of the spring semester, and it is theorized that those affected range from highschool seniors through college seniors. The characteristics of the aforementioned are as follows:

Extreme Lethargy, Academic Dishonesty, Copywrite Infringement, Listening to Obscene Music, Sparatic Vocal Outbursts, Nervous Twitches, Alcoholism, Gerrymandering [dont ask], Increased Ice Cream Consumption, Drug Addiction, Apathy, Listlessness, Plegm, Increased Chocolate Consumption, Purchasing Copious Amounts of Candy, Obstinance, Affected Disinterest, Severe Procrastination, Whining, Panic, Despair, Denial, Disrespect, Wordlessness, Carelessness, Deciding to Become a Journalist, Buying Fake Wine, Getting a Labotomy.

If you are experiencing these symptoms... seek help immediately.
Apr. 26th, 2004 10:57 am (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
Apr. 26th, 2004 10:58 am (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
Apr. 26th, 2004 11:14 am (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
also...mayhap we should add Bad Spelling to the list. ;-)

saaaaaave meeeeeee
Apr. 26th, 2004 11:15 am (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
and punctuation abuse. ;)
Apr. 27th, 2004 08:02 pm (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
also: dereliction of duty
Apr. 28th, 2004 08:58 am (UTC)
Re: your mom's a mista
and operating while intoxicated.
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