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THIS IS WHY I DON'T WATCH SPORTS.

Bruce Springsteen has traumatized me for life.

Not only did he step out and do the most phalic stage gesture I've ever seen (kneeled with the mic stand between his legs and leaned backwards for AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME), but he just rock slid across the stage and CROTCHED THE NBC CAMERA.

I ... I don't even know what to do with myself.

Also, I will never deny that the Boss is a great artist, but dude is kind of losing it. His lung capacity is severely diminished from its previous glory. It is time we, as a nation, started to accept this.

I will say that the overweight, middle-aged white adults screaming in the front row like teenagers are amusing though.

ETA: Apparently he is going to Disneyland?

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