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Let's kick this pig!

Oh! Hello!

So many things have happened in my absence! LJ is aflame with hatred for the new info layout, half of my f-list is shamelessly fangirling over a mixture of Twilight and Quantum of Solace, and there is SO much FUG going on I can't even believe it -- although, I did know it would keep coming in buckets from Katy Perry. Good Lord I want her to get in some horrific accident that permanently removes her from the public eye.

That being said, I'm back. I swear. No really.

I've thought about it, and I miss the LJ. I do not know if I'll be updating daily, but it certainly won't be this twice a month nonsense I've been rocking while getting things sorted.

So, what have I missed? How are you? Did you miss me?

I'm going to do a multi-post roundup of what's been going on, mostly because some of it needs to be filtered because I don't want to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. Also there's a lot of it and I'm getting sleepy. Think of this post as a frenetic wave and another invitation to tell me if you want in on the sex life filter.

Okay. That'll about do it. I have a lot to write about. Also, my boob itches?

Oh, and if you need a laugh quidditchkiss almost KILLED ME DEAD with this. I may have compromised the structural integrity of my spleen.

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slowtech
Nov. 11th, 2008 08:48 am (UTC)
Welcome back!

WTF BEYONCE??????????? I was just watching the "Survivor" video again the other day for nostalgia's sake and she looked so normal and so hip-hop. What is that thing I clicked on though?

And Katy Perry's dress looks just like a part of a totem pole sculpture near my school. I shit thee not. That is so disturbing.

Oooooh, put me on, put me on!
virtuistic
Nov. 11th, 2008 08:52 am (UTC)
Thank you!

You clicked on the syndicated feed of gofugyourself, only the most hilariously scathing fashion blog that continually wanks about celebrity dud disasters. I am addicted.

Katy Perry... there are not enough words. I thought Oscar from Sesame Street was drowning on her body. It's all in the eyes. Seriously, is that supposed to be some play on "don't stare at my rack, it'll stare back at you?" because it's alarming.

Consider yourself added. Brace yourself.

Edited at 2008-11-11 08:53 am (UTC)
greyduck
Nov. 11th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
O HAI WELCOME BACK!

I have very few delicate sensibilities to offend. Go wild, baby.

Also: WELCOME BACK! *wry grin*
virtuistic
Nov. 12th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
HAI!

You've been on the filter for ages, sillypants.

Thank you!!!
nini_darko
Nov. 11th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
i fo sho missed you. see icon.

also, hi, i'm excited to read about your recaps of life and everything like it ♥

i'm spending way too much money on shows, is all that is new with me XD
virtuistic
Nov. 12th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
I missed you tooo!!!

I've been reading about said shows and am sufficiently jealous. I'm finally starting to get back in the music scene. This Friday I am going to go see Hot Hot Heat... mostly just because my friend's band is opening for them.

I feel that more will be happening though because I want to ROCK.
quidditchkiss
Nov. 11th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
BACK THE FUCK UP. THIS THAT FUCKING SHAMWOW?!?!?!
virtuistic
Nov. 12th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)
YOU BET YOUR STUPID ASS IT IS!
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