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Safety first, y'all!

LAWLZ!


Wow, talk about taking the fun out of Christmas. It's like when they took all the fun teeter-totters and jungle gyms out of the playground 'cause they were "too dangerous"... and suddenly playgrounds were lame. Remember that? I do.

And seriously, after going through that list, what's left? Socks?

ETA: HAHA!
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ack_attack
Dec. 22nd, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
TOYS SOLD ON THE INTERNET???????????/ ';AFK;LSD
virtuistic
Dec. 22nd, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
Toys with long handles for children under 4?! Bzuh?
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virtuistic
Dec. 22nd, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
Don't know, don't care. :)
wheresmytower
Dec. 24th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
Nono-socks are flammable! BEWARE THE SOCKS!

Also, they often come either with like sparkles and other ungodly things attached that might cause someone to become distracted enough to get run over by a bus, or in a suffocation chamber called a plastic package-which somehow did not make the list, but I'm sure there's a separate one for what to beware of in the packagings.
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