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SHELBY SMASH!

Holy crap, y'all. I think I found my favorite way to relieve stress and unhappiness... ever.

Smashing the everliving shit out of coconuts! Mitch Hedberg was totally right. Food is better when it falls, and it's even better when you attack it with power tools, drain it of its juices, and then launch it at the concrete. It is so unbelievably satisfying.

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almost_without
Nov. 21st, 2006 12:27 am (UTC)
*uses appropriate icon*
virtuistic
Nov. 21st, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)
OMG. *dies laughing*
fiestychele
Nov. 21st, 2006 04:52 am (UTC)
<3
Haven't been on in awhile, just caught up... le sigh, and hope things are looking up with cute boy. plus, *hug*
ashendi
Nov. 22nd, 2006 04:51 am (UTC)
Gallagher's new book is based on fruit-smashing therapy, I think.
virtuistic
Nov. 22nd, 2006 05:11 am (UTC)
Oh christ, I hate that man.
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