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Holy fuck, Weeds!

Whaaaaaaaaaat?!?! How dare that be the finale! So much has gon down. I can't even process it, so I'll come back to it later. I'll just say that I totally can't believe it, and I don't know if I can survive this much suspense until 2007.

So, correct me if I'm wrong but the breakdown is as follows:
  • Shane: on his way to Paraguay with Little Miss Crazygonuts.
  • Silas: is about to get arrested for stealing civic property, and possibly for having an entire harvest of marijuana in his trunk.
  • Andy: is riding with Abumchuck to try and find Shane.
  • Nancy: as 5 guns, two of which are fully automatic, pointed at her head.
  • Conrad: is somehow not having guns pointed at him.
  • Peter: is ded from Armenian. Jesus Christ.
  • Sanje: is still in the closet.
  • Celia: is drunk, psychotic, and clearly way to obsessed with her anti-drug campaign. Nevertheless, her going after Silas is ridiculous, but she will probably get sued for theft (of the gun) and for firing it in Nancy's house (if Nancy lives to tell the tale, which she has to, come on!)
  • Dean: is in danger of being spat on by Doug.
  • Isabelle: is still a lesbian who thinks her mother is Voldemort. (BWAAHAHAHAAAA, by the way.)
  • Quinn: still not present.
  • Doug: is stradling Dean, and not leaving his wife for Celia.
  • Heylia: is definitely responsible for Doug's death, which makes her way more hardcore than I thought.


Is there anything I missed? Either way, that's a whole lot of crap to deal with in a finale. These writers clearly don't believe in resolution. *scowl*

Me, I really can't begin to imagine how Nancy is going to get out of this. I bet it'll have something to do with Sanje, but it really worries me. Whatever. She has to, because you can't kill the main character. You could, theoretically, shoot her and send her to the hospital but she simply cannot die.

Keeping Nancy in mind, I have a question. Clearly Nancy mailed in the marriage certificate. So she and Peter were married, and I doubt they had a will... so does that mean she is entitled to half, or all of his posessions? Anybody?

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_fitterhappier
Oct. 31st, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
Man, this is going to sound terrible, but I am SO GLAD that Peter died.
I mean, obviously someone was going to die in this episode, right? That just seemed pretty certain to me from the start. But when Silas came home and asked where Nancy was, I suddenly freaked that he was going to go try to find her at the growhouse and get himself killed. And I hated Peter with all of my heart by the end of this ep. So..yeah. And I hadn't even THOUGHT about that last point you raised, but you're so right. That's so definitely what's going to happen. And I bet he's rich or something, and she won't have to sell anymore. But then...the show wouldn't really be Weeds anymore, because there wouldn't be anything about weed. Which means that next season she's still going to be dealing. Which is just fucking stupid of her, but that's beside the point.
And, yep, Sanjay will probably do something seemingly idiotic (uhhh...burning down the growhouse from inside the closet? And getting Nancy and Conrad out? I don't know) that'll save 'em.
I WANT QUINN BACK. I'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT HER ALL SEASON.
I don't really care what happens to Silas, to be honest. He's a moron. All I really care about is getting some more Nancy/Conrad action next season.
But I have a question of my own - since Shane's gone with her (and we can assume that the writers aren't dumb enough to think that we're dumb enough to just sort of forget about Shane, like we were supposedly supposed to with Quinn), does this mean that Zooey Deschanel is going to be a regular next season? PLEASE! God I love her so much. Even if she does kidnap little boys, she's still a wonderful character. And I'm just obsessed with Zooey Deschanel in general, because she's amazing and gorgeous.
...I'm done.
_fitterhappier
Oct. 31st, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
Also...ARE WE SERIOUSLY GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT FALL FOR ANOTHER SEASON??? BECAUSE THAT IS BULLSHIT. PURE BULLSHIT. AND I WOULD BE SO PISSED.
virtuistic
Oct. 31st, 2006 05:34 am (UTC)
YES. YES WE ARE.
virtuistic
Oct. 31st, 2006 05:34 am (UTC)
Just last week I was saying I wanted him dead. I really didn't see any other way it could work out, but I thought "tha fuckin' criminal" was going to shoot him. I didn't know the freaking Armenians would get involved again.

I really should add right now that I wish Nancy and Heylia still were cool, and that Nancy hadn't started growing so quick, because I'm wondering what's going to happen with her selling again. She has to take her game back underground and hush hush... plus, I really don't want them to move. :( I love their house.

Um... I am pretty sure that Nancy would report Shane kidnapped and he'd be recovered. She can't cross the border with Shane unless she can prove he's related, so I don't think we have to worry about that.

About Zooey... I think she's adorable, but I'm going to be honest; I get so irritated with how skinny she is. Ugh.
virtuistic
Oct. 31st, 2006 05:36 am (UTC)
Also, about the whole Peter thing. I wanted him dead, but tonight I remembered he has a son. :( And ... now his son is without a father. Granted, his job was always dangerous, but still.
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