?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

An Open Letter to the Sand Man

Dear Sand Man,

Where have you gone? I haven't seen you these past few nights, and I'm starting to worry. Did you get lost in transit? Did you get captured by the pirate ship Insomnia? Did you overdose on your own merch?

I'm writing because I'm starting to worry for my own sake. You see, the lack of proper rest has been creating some tension in my life. I haven't been feeling well and have grown very cross over the past two days. That being said, if I find out you've just been playing hookie all this time, I might have to strangle your punk-ass. Get to work, you lazy no-account.

Cordially,
Blinky McYawnerson

P.S. Plz, step on it, will you? Seriously, I'm tired and I want to sleep. I don't mean to sound pushy, but at this point I think you owe it to me.

Site Meter

Comments

( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
slowtech
Aug. 30th, 2006 07:31 am (UTC)
He's such a slacker. I think it's about time he hired some understudies!!
virtuistic
Aug. 30th, 2006 07:32 am (UTC)
Srsly.
Or at least some unpaid interns!
slowtech
Aug. 30th, 2006 07:42 am (UTC)
Re: Srsly.
YEAH, god. I can think of tons of people who want to look at people in their jammies (or less) at night. Who would do it for free. Seriously! T_____T
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 31st, 2006 05:53 am (UTC)
Re: Srsly.
no, seriously, they need to at least be getting school credit, otherwise they won't do shit. it's the unfortunate state of the would be working class in America ;o)
sarahmarie054
Aug. 30th, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
I'm not to happy with the Sandman either. He makes it very hard for me to get up and go to school/work. I need to be well rested.

I hope he comes back to you soon!
virtuistic
Aug. 30th, 2006 08:10 pm (UTC)
Ugh. You and me both.
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 31st, 2006 05:52 am (UTC)
Ay-MEN sister! I could use a visit from the sand man myself!
virtuistic
Aug. 31st, 2006 05:59 am (UTC)
At this point, I could almost use a visit from any man.

Srsly. I think a solid interactive orgasm would make me feel loads better.
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 31st, 2006 09:20 am (UTC)
aaaaand you get another aymen. men. damn.
( 9 comments — Leave a comment )

Latest Month

May 2013
S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031 

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow