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OMGWTF, BEAGLE!

My dog is retarded!

Gucci's been sitting up here on the couch right next to me just wagging, and wagging, and wagging for upwards of a half an hour! It's not cute. I probably wouldn't mind if it weren't for the fact that she keeps hitting the back of the couch with every wag, so for the past 34 minutes it's been nothing but a constant thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump. At first, it was an "awww, she's happy" reaction. By now I'm certainly not happy, and I definitely don't want her to be this happy. She just won't stop! She has no reason to be wagging, and yet she continues! I grabbed onto her tail and she just wagged the bit that wasn't in my hand. I've tried putting my arm under her tail so it can't hit the couch, and she just keeps on waggin', which leaves me short an arm for typing and now I have to feel it. I have tried just ignoring her she just keeps going. thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump. Don't get me wrong, I love Gucci, but I'm about two seconds away from flinging her onto a pile of cushions, pulling out my hair, and running screaming down the street.

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zerohundred
Aug. 27th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
Oh yikes, lol! My cat's done that before, though when that lot "wag" their tails it's more because they are annoyed with you. Such a noise! I can't stand it.
virtuistic
Aug. 27th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
ERG! And I would've moved her, but she was in such a weird spot I didn't want her to fall off the couch or whatever, and I also didn't want to make her feel unhappy or unloved, I just didn't want her to be as happy.

*facepalm*
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 28th, 2006 07:18 am (UTC)
lmao, that's great. totally annoying, but a fabulous image in my head. without sound, of course.
virtuistic
Aug. 28th, 2006 07:23 am (UTC)
You sadist. *scowl*
sarahmarie054
Aug. 28th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
She loves you. remember that!
virtuistic
Aug. 28th, 2006 06:59 pm (UTC)
Oh I remember, but that doesn't mean she isn't dumb.
_candynsweets
Aug. 28th, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
you are right. that must be one annoying doggie.
virtuistic
Aug. 29th, 2006 05:27 am (UTC)
She isn't all the time, but somedays I just want to turn her into a handbag and be done with it.
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