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Alien Survivor: Round Two

The 'extraterrestrials' had been landing for quite some time, destroying crops and making ridiculous markings in the dirt. One day, after their leader told them that M. Night Shyamalan was making another movie, they decided to invade immediately and stop him, for his own sake. Unfortunately for them, the forecast said rain and they meeeeelted.

Seriously, what species that dies if it comes in contact with water seriously invades a planet like Earth? Kay. They're out of the running. Who goes now?

Poll #784967 Alien Survivor: Round Two

And the next species cut is?

Virtually indestructible, black, acid-dripping Aliens from Alien.
0(0.0%)
War of the Worlds Aliens
1(6.2%)
Invader Zim
2(12.5%)
The Vogons, from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
2(12.5%)
Predators
0(0.0%)
"Bugs," aka the kind that eat the likes of Tommy LeeJones in MIB.
2(12.5%)
The orange, glowing, sea-blob aliens that drown, stab, and replicate like in Invasion (similarly, see also: Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
1(6.2%)
Marvin the Martian
2(12.5%)
Klingons
0(0.0%)
Mangalores, the Fifth Element
1(6.2%)
Wookies
0(0.0%)
The Glob
4(25.0%)
The Goa'uld, c/o Stargate SG-1
0(0.0%)
Nymphomaniacal super-fighters from the Species series.
1(6.2%)



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sixteenthnote
Aug. 3rd, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
INVADER ZIM NEEDS TO DIE SO HARD!!! Ugh xD
virtuistic
Aug. 3rd, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
Haha... it's a tie, so maybe?

I almost voted for him, but I thought Marvin was less malevolent... and therefore deserved to go away.
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 4th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
Marvin shall never surrender, puny earthlings!
virtuistic
Aug. 4th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC)
omg. I love you.
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 4th, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
*bows* i do what i can
onigokko
Aug. 5th, 2006 12:51 am (UTC)
I am glad I am not the only person who hates M Night Shyamalan.
virtuistic
Aug. 5th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
As a director, I'm prepared to tolerate him. Maybe even enjoy... but as a writer he sucks blistering donkey balls.
onigokko
Aug. 5th, 2006 06:54 am (UTC)
I can tolerate him as a director. He's perhaps a little corny and shallow. As a writer, he must die. As an ego, his remains must be burned completely and his name must be erased from the book of names.
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