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My planet is comin' for a visit, folks! I hear tell it's going to look like a second moon. The sky better be crystal fuckin' clear that night, I tell you what. I just hope it doesn't cause any horrific gravitational catastrophes, i.e. tsunamis, flinging meteors in our general direction, smashing its moons into our moon or us, flinging our planet into the sun... but my friendly ex-neighborhood physicist, sbryan, has assured me it'll all be good.

Still, NASA should've just waited to launch their rovers until the 26th if they knew this thing was going to come so close. Seriously. Patience is a virtue, guys.

Anyhow, the purpose is of this post is not merely to inform you about the up and coming celestial event, but also as an opportunity to engage in rampant silliness. Clearly, this is the "opportune moment" for any and all martians to invade. So! I have compiled a list of alien types from different movies and television shows, and I figure we can do an Alien: Survivor to determine which species of martian is going to rain doom on us from the skies! Standard operating procedure, vote for the alien you consider to be the weakest link. Let's kick 'it off, shall we?

Poll #782665 Alien Survivor

Here's our competition, who is the least fit to compete?

Virtually indestructable, black, acid dripping aliens from the Alien series.
1(6.7%)
The War of the Worlds aliens
0(0.0%)
Invador Zim
0(0.0%)
The Vogons from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
1(6.7%)
"Predator"...s
0(0.0%)
"Bugs" aka Giant Cockroaches that eat the likes of Tommy Lee Jones
0(0.0%)
The orange, glowing, sea-blob aliens a la Invasion (see also: Invasion of the Body Snatchers)
0(0.0%)
"Signs" aliens
4(26.7%)
Marvin the Martian
3(20.0%)
Klingons
0(0.0%)
Mangalores, the Fifth Element
0(0.0%)
Wookies
2(13.3%)
The Glob
2(13.3%)
The Goa'uld c/o Stargate SG-1.
1(6.7%)
Nymphomaniacal aliens from the Species series (i.e. Sil)
1(6.7%)


Pimp if you like! Let the annihilation begin!

ETA: I have no idea how I managed to spell "invader" incorrectly. Sorry about that.

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virtuistic
Aug. 1st, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Hey, let the poll decide there Mr. Potty Mouth! ;)

I'm kidding. You are entitled to your opinion. And furriness is kind of wimpy... unless you're a polar bear or big cat.
mattador
Aug. 1st, 2006 01:10 am (UTC)
Wookiees are a peaceful arboreal people, and would never harm us unless we enslaved them, or maybe beat them at board games.
virtuistic
Aug. 1st, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
HEE. You make me happy inside. ♥

I'm picking up the drabble tomorrow, methinks. I'm woefully behind after this vacation...
mattador
Aug. 1st, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
HUZZAH!

I was woefully behind until yesterday, and had no good reason, so. *shrugs* No need to rush.
kpachayagolobka
Aug. 1st, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
I like that NOBODY has confidence in M. Night Shyaoweircmi's aliens. BUAHAHAHAHA! I shall begin my ripping apart of his reputation!

Oh, wait, he's already done that...
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virtuistic
Aug. 1st, 2006 05:59 am (UTC)
Honestly... I'm thinking of changing my vote. Invador Zim just kind of ... ends up helping the world though.

But on a planet that's mostly water... all you'd need is a good rain-storm to take out the Signs aliens. Also, what with water in the air... there's a bit of a plot hole. Everything is almost entirely covered or composed of water.
emmoyenne
Aug. 1st, 2006 05:18 pm (UTC)
Dianetics.
You forgot one alien - Tom Cruise?!
virtuistic
Aug. 1st, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Dianetics.
Oh man! Xenu! Damnit!
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