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My roommate and I are made of awesome.

Right. So I woke up at 10 and decided that today would be a good day to e-mail in caps.

CAPS!!1!

virtuistic: GOOD MORNING, MADAM. OMGCOFFEE. *SMASHES FACE INTO MUG*
faithlynn: OMG OMG. *FETCHES MORE COFFEE* GOOD MORNING WTF BEAGLE.

virtuistic: THE BEAGLE IS STONE ASLEEP. I THINK SHE NEEDS COFFEE. *DUMPS*
faithlynn: NO COFFEE FOR THE BEAGLE. OR MAYBE. OKAY FINE. GO AHEAD.
virtuistic: SHE SPURNS.
faithlynn: BITCHES.
virtuistic: ACTUALLY, "BITCH." TECHNICAL TERM, SINGULAR NOUN.
faithlynn: HER BITCHERY IS SO PRONOUNCED AS TO MAKE IT A PLURAL IN THIS INSTANCE. I MEAN, SHE SPURNS COFFEE. THIS IS AN ISSUE. THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL DOG.
virtuistic: OKAY. IT'S JUST, THE GRAMMAR. I AM BOUND TO IT, EVEN THOUGH I OCCASIONALLY PUNCH IT IN THE KIDNEYS AND RUN AWAY LAUGHING.
faithlynn: ...
virtuistic: I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OATMEAL ON MY NOSE. YOU DECIDE.
faithlynn: *DECIDES* NO. OF COURSE YOU DO NOT. THAT IS A RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION.
virtuistic: I CONCUR. UTTER FOOLISHNESS. IT WOULD ALSO BE FOOLISH TO SUGGEST THAT YOU LEFT YOUR SUNGLASSES ON THE COFFEETABLE.
faithlynn: DAMN I KNEW IT. BITCHES.
virtuistic: DO YOU PREFER APPLE CINNAMON, CINNAMON AND SPICE, OR MAPLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR OATMEAL?
faithlynn: OMG MAPLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR. THOUGH THE CINNAMON AND SPICE SOUNDS TASTY, AS WELL. FUCK IT. WE HAVE CINNAMON AND SPICES. MAKE THE MAPLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR AND THEN ADD CINNAMON AND SPICES.
virtuistic: I CAN'T DECIDE. I HAD THE APPLE CINNAMON AND IT WAS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED.
faithlynn: THIS IT IS SO SAD. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD EAT THEM ALL. IN TURN.

I AM HUNGRY AND YET I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO LUNCH YET BECAUSE IT IS EARLY AND IF I GO TO LUNCH NOW IT MEANS I CANNOT GO TO LUNCH LATER. IF THIS WERE A LIVEJOURNAL POST I WOULD USE MY T-REX ICONS WHICH SEZ "I'M TORN!" BECAUSE TORN IS WHAT I AM. BUT NOT LITERALLY. YOU KNOW.
virtuistic: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD POST. I THINK I WILL PRESENT THE OATMEAL QUERY TO MY F-LIST, AND LET THEM DECIDE THE FATE OF A SMALL OATMEAL PACKET.
faithlynn: FATE!!1! ALSO, PACKET!!

And that brings us to the real subject of this post...
Poll #726201 Meal of Oats

What flavor of oatmeal should I eat?

Apple Cinnamon
5(20.8%)
Cinnamon and Spice
4(16.7%)
Maple Syrup and Brown Sugar
9(37.5%)
Ew, dude.
6(25.0%)


Let me know! I'm off to go fetch more coffee. *nod*

ETA: Also, new friending meme!

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worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
AHAHA SO NOW YOU INCLUDE THE MISSING WORD WHICH FUNCTIONED AS THE FULCRUM FROM WHICH THIS MORNING'S ARGUMENT SWUNG.

OR SOMETHING.

NOW IS STILL THE TIME FOR CAPS, I SAY. I HAVE DECIDED YOUR MOTHER IS NOT, IN FACT, A SANDWICH, BUT RATHER AN OATMEAL PACKET, BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT. SHE IS SWEET AND YET ALSO PACKED CHOCK-FULL OF WHOLE GRAINS TO START YOUR MORNING OFF RIGHT!

WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I WRITE PR COPY LIKE THIS STUFF FOR THE WEBSITE I FEEL OBLIGED TO USE AN EXCESS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS? I MUST TELL THE PEOPLE HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THEM THAT THEY ARE READING THIS AND WILL SOON BE USING THIS PRODUCT OR WHATEVER! THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW.
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
BECAUSE EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE EXCITING AND CHEERFUL! THE NEW PRODUCT OR WHATEVER IS REVOLUTIONARY! IN A GOOD WAY! IT'S EXCITING! AND WE ARE VERY CHEERFUL TO BE SPREADING THE WORD, THOUGH IT'S MOST LIKELY BEING PRESENTED IN A WAY THAT WILL MAKE US AND THOSE WE ARE REPRESENTING LOOK AWESOME EVEN THOUGH WE AND THEY MAY SIMPLY BE MEDIOCRE, OR EVEN TEH EV0L.

ALSO, YOUR MOTHER IS A PR RELEASE. WHO KNEW?
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
TURNS OUT.
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
OMIGOD MY EDITING IS SUCKING SO HARD. WILL YOU HELP ME WHEN YOU GET HOME, PRECIOUS?

ALSO, I AM IN DESPARATE NEED OF MORE COFFEE.
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
MÅK MOR OMG.

ALSO, YES.
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
OMG, COFFEE + SIMPLE SYRUP = AMAZING.
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
IT'S JUST SUGAR WATER. ARE YOU AWARE OF THE AMAZINGNESS THAT IS SIMPLE SYRUP? NO LONGER WILL I PUT FOUR TIMES TOO MUCH GRENADINE INTO DRINKS AND THEN FIVE TIMES TOO MUCH LIME JUICE TO BALANCE IT OUT AND AND AND WHATEVER BECAUSE NOW! NOW WE HAVE SIMPLE SYRUP.
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
I KNOW.
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
ALSO, FEEL FREE TO GET YOUR FREAK ON.
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
WAIT. WHAT?
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC)
I WAS LISTENING TO MISSY ELLIOT.
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHA.
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
*SHOWS OFF*
virtuistic
May. 10th, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
HAR HAR.
worthyopponent
May. 10th, 2006 09:07 pm (UTC)
YO MAMA.
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