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All I got left is a resounding WTF.

WTFKILL #1: Livejournal is going in and out, and I can't comment on anyone's entries. ARG! I shake my fist at the sky! Oh the injustice! Oh the rage! I swear to God and all things good, righteous, and edible, if we have another blackout - especially during Hell Week - I will choke a bitch.

WTF #2: It's not enough for Big 'N' Rich to have Cowboy Troy's ginormous belt buckles and shiny green shirt, but they also need a midget too? But it isn't *just* a midget. It's a midget gimp in an orange, fuzzy pimp hat. When is midget-exploitation going to stop?!

WTF #3: Every time I go to Kinkos, it takes me about an hour - regardless of what I'm doing, because inevitably, the machine that I am using will break. Every single time, sure as shootin'.

WTF #4: Wynona can't stop looking at Troy's belt buckle either. God damn.

WTF #5: Why do people in various film professions think it's OK to make babies and animals talk? It looks fake, and it creeps me the fuck out.

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virtuistic
May. 3rd, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
I think it's a testament to my obsession that I literally sat there trying and trying. Refreshing the page over and over and sighing heavily at frequent intervals. It was the ultimate gesture of futility.

It almost makes me want to have everyone get back-up xangas. Har har! *knee slap*
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virtuistic
May. 3rd, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
I swear, they just aren't a "helpful" bunch.

It's so creepy in there. It's dead silent except for the machines (it's better when you read that as a whispered "mahhhsheeeeeens"), and the employees move like zombies, and speak very, verreh, s-l-o-w-l-y. Inevitably when the machine ("maahhhsheeeeen") breaks, they don't know what to do with it and they cluster around it and discuss for a good 15 minutes before telling me to use a different machine.

Every time I go there I feel like I'm walking into some suspended-animation/controlled environment experiment. It's horrifying.
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virtuistic
May. 3rd, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
Dude, if they're gonna be like that... why even have employees? Srsly.
quidditchkiss
May. 3rd, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)
Big N Rich PISS ME OFF. So does Cowboy Troy.
virtuistic
May. 3rd, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
I like the song Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy. :)

Other than that... Cowboy Troy is the Emmy Rossum of the country world. He may have a decent voice, but he only has two exceptionally irritating facial epressions, which is - I guess - the reason he wears those ginormous belt buckles. Y'know, to ensure that no one ever looks at his face.
quidditchkiss
May. 3rd, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
ROFL! Good point.
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virtuistic
May. 3rd, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)
I think the words Friendly and Kinko's might be mutually exclusive. Sorry man.
punkiejeannien
May. 4th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
save a horse ride a cowboy
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