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Confucious Say...

I have found the one fortune cookie fortune that does not work with the "in bed" suffix. It is the end of an era.

Under all that we think, lives all we believe.

I actually don't even understand it at all. Whatev. The Acclaim is calling. Off to Wisconsin!


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sarahmarie054
Apr. 14th, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
Yay Wisconsin!!!
virtuistic
Apr. 15th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
Lmao. I'm so glad you wrote that, because yesterday was "Unwarranted Cheering Day" and since it had taken so long for us to get through Wisconsin, we decided that we might as well've traveled to Kansas... So I was cheering for Kansas.

Yay Kansas!

Maybe you had to be there, but *shrug*
greyduck
Apr. 14th, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
Damn. You really, really have to twist your brain a certain way to get "in bed" to even remotely work. Hellfire.

Then again, lately I've been getting the lame, "inspirational" variety of fortune-cookie blather. They're just no fun anymore, dammit.
promiseoftin
Apr. 14th, 2006 11:33 pm (UTC)
Maybe I'm just naturally inclined to perversion, but everything that I believe lives in my bed too! ;)
virtuistic
Apr. 15th, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)
My mind is perpetually in the gutter, but for some reason it just can't make this sentence dirty. I think it's because I really just dislike the sentence in general. My inner pervert is clashing with my grammar nazi.
aither_nyx
Apr. 15th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
"in bed"
It works better if you add the suffix before the comma, rather than at the end of the sentence. I refuse to stop using that with every single fortune!
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