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Procrastination suits me.

My timing is ace. Yesterday I scheduled all my various doctors appointments for today, and they all fit in beautifully. So, as my mother said while I was kicking her arse at backgammon, "Your luck is something to behold."

Unfortunately, my luck also woke me up at 6:50 this morning. I know, I know... but it's break! I should be wasted all day and sleeping in until three in the afternoon! Plus, I had to start off the day at the dentist, and he's kind of um, terrifying.

He's a total freak, and he used to ask me reeeally personal questions... but today he contented himself with listing off every single suburb around Minneapolis, mumbling something about our nation's dependance on oil, and making fun of Paul Harvey's speech patterns. The conversation? Relatively painless, though still very awkward because, honestly, how do you talk with someone else's fingers in your mouth? I mean really. My teeth? Perfectly healthy! My gums? Are going to bleed forever oh my God. I really don't understand it... because he prodded them gently and I thought it was over. Then, while cleaning my teeth he just stabs them periodically. He sees me wince, but does he apologize? No. He just keeps jabbing away, hands me a toothbrush, congratulates me on my oral hygiene, and shoos me out the door. The nerve! What do I do? I come home and eat a massive bowl of Cocoa Pebbles just to spite him. That's right. *chomp*

... AND I'M DRINKING THE CHOCOLATE MILK.


One down, two more to go.


ETA: This icon? That's the real dentist lurking behind that suspicious lab coat and the large glasses from the 70s! Boo, I say.


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worthyopponent
Mar. 14th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
POLL, BITCH.

g'moooooooorning. I was up at eight to move my car because they are PLOWING the SNOW out of the parking lot.

SNOW, I TELL YOU.
virtuistic
Mar. 14th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
MY GUMS HURT! *cries*

Snow is not ok. Do we really have 8 inches? Please, for the love of all things righteous and edible, tell me we don't have 8 inches.

It's sunny here... only about 34 degrees, but sunny. *sigh* Weather blooooows.
worthyopponent
Mar. 14th, 2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
it is, yes, i mean. snow. but SUN today, which, WHEEEEEEE. but, yeah. just. snow.
virtuistic
Mar. 14th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
UGH.


...I hate you.
worthyopponent
Mar. 14th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
fyi: not my fault.
virtuistic
Mar. 14th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
Omigaaawd, sign on AOL, will you?
worthyopponent
Mar. 14th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)

Omigaaawd I will fuckin' kill you.
virtuistic
Mar. 14th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
BRING IT ON, BITCH.
morgana44
Mar. 14th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!!

Your dentist disdain is high-larious. I'm with you all the way. My brother just did that too me last week. He waited until he had the mirror and the explorer (the pokey thing) in my mouth before he started asking me questions. Ugh. I think they learn how to do that in dental school or something.

And I can't speak for him, but I know one of his hygienists told me that when she went to her dental hygiene school she learned that if the patients gums weren't bleeding, then she wasn't doing her job. WTF?! That's just...sadistic!!!

And I totally had cocoa krispies for breakfast this morning, and drank the milk. It was fantasmal! &hearts
virtuistic
Mar. 14th, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
I really think they are bitter angry people that just take advantage of your vulnerability!

It's like what Jeremy Hotz said:

"And that lady that cleans your teeth? What the hell is her problem?! You could be brushing and flossing all day and it's never good enough for her!

'YOUR TEETH ARE FILTY!"
'Sorry... I didn't mean to ruin your whole day like that."
'SEE THE WAY YOUR GUMS ARE BLEEDING?"
'Oh yeah, I see it... maybe if you'd stop stickin' those sharp fuckin' metal things into 'em!'"

*sigh* Amen. My gums still hurt, and my teeth feel reeeally weird. But hooray for chocolate cereal!
morgana44
Mar. 14th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Bahahahahaha! That's awesome!

Chocolate cereal fixes everything, especially concerning teeth! *nods* And even if it didn't, chocolate cereal + ibprofen would! hahaha
d0rkyc0rky
Mar. 15th, 2006 12:25 am (UTC)
Your icon = pure awesome (but your dentist doesn't = puire awesomeness - just to clarify xP)
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